NSFW Weekends: Which Superhero Do You Want to Do?

So, writer/director James Gunn aka that dude who used to be married to Pam from The Office in real-life, aka that guy who used to work for Troma and made Slither (one of Shana’s all-time favorite funny horror movies starring dreamboat Nathan Fillion)…

*ahem*

James Gunn just had his 2nd Annual Blog Poll of “The 50 Superheroes You Most Want to Have Sex With.” Unfortunately, I felt it was… lacking in creativity. While I know he has nothing to do with it, and he even made note of this himself, almost all of these characters are Marvel/DC. And, they’re mostly chicks.

So, I thought I’d respond with a few that I feel shouldn’t have been left out:

1. Hellboy’s Liz Sherman, hell, she’s on fire! (I know, really bad pun) But really, if you could be as fire-resistant as Hellboy, that’d be a pretty hot time! (I’m sorry, I can’t help myself) Just look at this picture.This amazing version of Liz comes from Jeff Dekal, his website is here.
2. Deadpool. Okay, for those of you who are actually familiar with this character, yes, I know he’s gross… and covered in gross-looking burn scars, but ever since the movies did this:it’s hard for me to separate these two. So, yeah… I’m just gonna stare for a bit… By the way, if this article is right, we might even have a decent Deadpool movie to look forward to!
3. Colossus aka Peter Rasputin aka Kitty Pryde’s disappearing/re-appearing boyfriend for life!
   Now, I’m not usually a girl for the big muscle-bound types. However, the romantic relationship between these characters has led to many a “I’m-projecting-myself-into-that” kind of situation for more than just myself, I’m sure.
4. The Goon, Eric Powell‘s film-noir styled zombie killer and protector of the innocent… mostly…In’nt he swell?
5. Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead:Let’s just say I’ve got a thing for the protector-type… and the guy from Love Actually.

So there’s a few to get us started. As always, let me know who you feel has wrongly been left off of my, or Gunn’s, list!